The Coolest F in Music

by Fosteur

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1.
The Dream Team 04:33
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We are the Dream Team We are the Dream Team We are the Dream Team We're not at home We're playing with crocodiles In the Blue Wave pool Down the street On the computer You say "Am I Evil?" As you send your army To defeat me In the evening We draw a blanket over us Then watch a film Until bedtime We are the Dream Team We play the "Old Man" game together And in the flat play hide and seek I'm so sad when I have to leave you But there's always next week Next week! We are the Dream Team
2.
The Faker (Duty to Resist) 04:14
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Faker - duty to resist The whole thing is his brainchild Faker - duty to resist He tries to invade your mind But we're on to him this time Power corrupted him And it's time to draw the line The Faker knows about it And he's coming for you He knows, he knows That you may let him in too The whole thing is his brainchild Faker - duty to resist He knows we know When he tells his lies Who knows? He knows Recognise his disguise He knows. He knows Deny, deny, deny But you know it's a crime His poison will kill you So, catch it in time The faker! The faker! (The Faker) Don't let it dominate you Ooh...Duty to resist Ooh...Duty to resist (The Faker) Don't be afraid of it...
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Lying Allegator 03:39
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A little-bit-a-touchy But she was-a-something Tell you 'bout it later But she saw me coming Conditional love - here it was... Conditional love - here it was... Dirty Allegator She had a little secret And she kept in it the kitchen She thinks about-a-using it When somebody's bitchin' Conditional love - Dirty Operator Conditional love - here it was The pasta was too spicy I tried to put it so nicely She was drinking her whiskey Boy, could she knock 'em back... Then came the attack... It started with the stabbing Then got a little crazy I managed to escape And I locked her in the kitchen I called the cops to help me They came to our place She told them I'd hit her in the face! I'm waiting on my lawyer Sitting in my police cell My comment on the pasta Didn't go down too well Conditional love - Dirty Allegator Conditional love - Dirty Operator Dirty Allegator And the cops believed her But I believe in Karma...
4.
Born 04:24
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I hear I see I learn I speak I do I know I eat I grow I am born Born ready All I need is in this head and this body I am born Born steady All I feel is in this head and this body Don’t expect me To be quite sane I elected to be born Again and again One more life And then I’m free I can stay home Until the spirit summons me I am born Born ready All I need is in this head and this body I am born Born steady All I feel is in this head and this body I am born Strong and free With all I need Grown up and fed So, get ready!
5.
The Journey Has Ended 04:27
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Have you ever sunk so low you became a disgrace? Ever danced towards the source of your dark desire? Have you crawled a thousand miles just to feel an embrace? Ever done the right thing and been made a pariah? Ever found a secret place that was concealed? Each life a surgeon’s knife – you have to cut to heal. I was discarded once and blown into space I sought to lay their fate upon a funeral pyre Now I see evil souls and laugh in their face I stood on a mountain and watched the world on fire Looking back now at how I lived with swords and shields Entering Elysium, a purpose is revealed I lift my face and turn it to the sun (I’m mended) I’m proud of whom I have become (and what I’ve transcended) I stand tall and strong in the fields of love What had to be done has been done The journey has ended Welcome to Elysium – we’re so proud of all of you! Welcome to Elysium – we’re so proud of all of you! Welcome to Elysium – we’re so proud of all of you! Ever found a secret place that was concealed? Each life a surgeon’s knife – you have to cut to heal. I lift my face and turn it to the sun (I’m mended) I’m proud of whom I have become (and what I’ve transcended) I stand tall and strong in the fields of love What had to be done has been done The journey has ended
6.
Human Sunrise 02:58
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The child in you in waking up Let's be innocent for just one day I'm joining 'cos I've had enough I wanna go outside and play Out to the streets to feel the breeze Let the sun stroke your face We're aiming for the horizon Vaccinations gaining pace... You're not alone With us on planet earth... And if you're told it's impossible Then that's a lie All look to the emerging sunlit sky The road back to normality It's do or die: Human Sunrise! The world we love can't be breaking up Let's find the will for just one day Let's forget all that politics stuff And keep The Reaper away We'll let the parents breath with ease And let the kids touch a living face You're not alone With us on planet earth... And if you're told it's impossible Then that's a lie All look to the emerging sunlit sky The road back to normality It's do or die: Human Sunrise!
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Diatopolis 06:34
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Three men of Willowdale On a quest to make music Diatopolis, Diatopolis (summer '79) Diatopolis, sub-dilopodis Diatopolis, Diatopolis (summer '79) Diatopolis, sub-dilopodis We're making Permanent Waves on the 5-night marathon Signals seen at Wembley Arena, '83 We Roll the Bones in Ahoy, in Rotterdam Snakes and Arrows at M.E.N. - Two Thousand and seven Diatopolis, Diatopolis (Pinkpop'79) Diatopolis, sub-dilopodis Diatopolis, Diatopolis (Pinkpop'79) Diatopolis, sub-dilopodis Diatopolis, sub-dilopodis (Pinkpop'79) Diatopolis, Diatopolis Diatopolis, sub-dilopodis (Pinkpop'79) We cruise down to London for the Angels Tour We laugh with Lerxst and get a thumbs-up from Dirk The Professor pounds the beat for The Holy Trinity You've given so much to us, Neil - rest in peace...
8.
Space Station 03:42
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Starlight, sunlight He sees them passing by No dreams, no one. He takes the days as they come "You don't know what you're doing man! Join the lemmings with their heads in the sand!" I'm telling you - he doesn't care He has his own plans - Good morning sir - Ah, Jenkins...this chap - what is actually doing up there? - Well...well, we don't know - Must be tip-top secret. Carry on! It's safe in his craft As he orbits around the earth Something drives him He has a beautiful heart It used to feel like he's doing time He was becoming a broken man I'm telling you: it's not happening 'Cos he's got his space station
9.
Legacy 05:27
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Let me tell you 'bout what I see A man stands in front of me Relaxed and ready He's rock steady And his eyes don't miss a beat A legacy Brutality Unlawfully Second degree I feel a chill as he looks at me He's as proud as a man can be He does what it takes He makes mistakes But that's no excuse for a cop's knee I've got a feeling he's a good man Can we try to understand? We are kneeling with the good man As we try to make a stand I've got a feeling he's a good man Can we try to understand? We are kneeling with the good man As we try to make a stand A ray of light Shines into my eyes Some sunlight Through a cloudy sky We might succeed If we drop to our knees A legacy For posterity Let me tell you what I see A line of men in front me Relaxed and ready We're rock steady We want equality I've got a feeling he's a good man Can we try to understand? We are kneeling with the good man As we try to make a stand I've got a feeling he's a good man Can we try to understand? We are kneeling with the good man As we try to make a stand
10.
Inner Screen 03:38
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Oh what a life! The perfect family Holidays Fun-filled nights Smiles and friends Getaways... Sunlit days... The job's a breeze Great colleagues Fat salary And photos... All smile please... But what we don't see Is how the story plays out On your Inner Screen Inner Screen The secret, pre-social media feed Choose Freedom That's what it's all about! Choose Freedom That's what it's all about! Choose Freedom That's what it's all about! Oh what a life! Mundane family No money Rainy days Lonely nights Broadband down Distant friends The real you is honest and free! Project your Inner Screen Inner Screen The secret, pre-social media feed Inner Screen Inner Screen
11.
Cancel 03:40
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We were told that the sun would shine Sharita Nakita You were wrong one other time And that's a crime, Nakita This one we can't just let pass by And you will cry Your image is held oh-so-high Now it's a lie Cancel A video found you Smoking a cigarette Drinking wine A journalist saw you Dating an actor (Alleged criminal ties) The march is on to bring you down Sharita Nakita Fame is not all that you'll find Between the lines Of twisted minds And while your ratings hit the floor You drink more And as we gloat at your demise The next victim will rise
12.
Broke the Mould 05:15
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In many ways They were the good old days A hand to hold Together on the road ahead We were never told By anybody That we were unconsciously Fitting the mould Cold brutality The reality. You were unhappy You abandoned me Now the wheels have turned Many regrets for me, But no more conditional love And, at least, I am free
13.
Two Hundred Lives 07:04
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He lived ten thousand years or so And saw the souls around him grow How he loved to see them smile And how he loved their courage too Many lives had made him shine Their suffering would make him cry He overcame the trials he’d had He’d been both good and bad Two hundred lives Two hundred lives He scaled the windy mountains And sailed the high seas He roamed for years in the deserts, Forests and fields of green He sought the wisest men Prayed to his ancestry He took the high road But his deeds were never seen He felt his eyes were open wide And saw the beauty of this world He learned to look into their eyes And discover their disguise Two hundred lives Two hundred lives Sometimes he wonders why he went there What good has it done? Then he remembers all the love shared And wonders if it’s just begun… He scaled the windy mountains And sailed the high seas He roamed for years in deserts, Forests and fields of green He sought the wisest men Prayed to his ancestry He took the high road But his deeds were never seen He walked the melting ice sheets Strode through The Killing Fields He dived the deepest oceans Saw the end of Mankind’s Shield He fought through steaming jungles Saw caves where crystals gleam He rode the Rocinanté through time and galaxies
14.
Lady Assumptions 05:44
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We've known each other since we were at school And I text you every now and then You had a husband and I'm on my own All very low-key and innocent Now your jealous husband is out the door The darker evenings are now closing in I think you're feeling sad and lonely Because you're suddenly e-mailing I write my long and thoughtful answers 'Cos I like you and I feel that is right The 'phone rings today - I see it's you You want to come over tonight! How can I gently tell you? 'Cos I respect you But it's getting to the point where I can barely function When I'm with you Right there on cue I'm getting warning signs of Lady Assumptions Even with my man's mind I know something's on the brew Secretive lady... What are you up to? Anticipating what you're feeling It's off my radar and it's killing me I'm no good at this mind-reading And I'm not hanging round to wait and see I may misinterpret your intentions I will not lose control of my life You're not answering my questions, so listen: I have no desire for a wife! How can I gently tell you? 'Cos I respect you But it's getting to the point where I can barely function When I'm with you Right there on cue I'm getting warning signs of Lady Assumptions How can I gently tell you? 'Cos I respect you But it's getting to the point where I can barely function When I'm with you Right there on cue I'm getting warning signs of Lady Assumptions
15.
Crime Movie 02:54
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Gene Hackman's on a train The Frenchman slips away McQueen looks cool today And so does De Niro Cruising through L.A. A robbery's taken place The Driver got away O'Neill is a hero Crime movie, yeah New York City subway is attacked Pelham 123 ain't on track These guys are rotten to the core How to break the law, with Robert Shaw Infiltrate the mob's no easy job But Johnny Depp wants a shot at it Getting slapped and getting whacked: Forget aboudit!
16.
Not Alone 04:07
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You soar above the physical Like a bird on the wing Your mind is left behind With its nattering No one's left behind No one's left behind No one's left behind No one is alone Vivid colours in your homescape Shimmering You're not quite able to touch... But it's close enough No one's left behind No one's left behind No one's left behind No one is alone Welcome home

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released September 21, 2021

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Fosteur London, UK

In 2020, Fosteur released two albums, now only available by special request.

2021 saw the release of "Inner Screen," a semi-concept album

After a compilation album in 2021, Chris returned to his studio. The result was "The Wonderbearers.".

"The Nobody Zone," featuring 11 brand new tracks is expected end of summer 2023.

Fosteur Records specialises in high dynamic-range productions. ... more

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